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Shakespeare Insult Generator: Thou Shall Say It Like Shakespeare

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I LOVE some of these. But as for the one that says, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days without dying," this person distrusts all women, and I would like to change it to, "Never mess with anything that bleeds for a week without dying."