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Oh my gosh...this is freakin hysterical!!!

You look so familiar…

That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.

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Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. And then shit happened. I love this Trish.

Don't mean to offend you and I like you but you are such an asshole!  Start acting like a friend and get over the past!

For a guy, you act like a little bitch funny quotes quote men girl emotional bitch emotions guy funny quotes girl quotes lmao haha

Adultery. Stealing your man. Revenge.

If another woman steals yout man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep that bastard. Hell chic doing me a favor lol.

Brilliant home security option!

my friend has 6 locks on her door. she said theory is to only lock three. that way, if a thief tries to pick the locks, he'll always be locking three of them no matter how he does it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers, the middle one is for you. - there are days when this applies to some people (ha.

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Old people at weddings always poke me

Funny pictures about Old people. Oh, and cool pics about Old people. Also, Old people photos.

Walk thru life together

Walk beside me friend, and help me cause the neighborhood trouble.

There is always going to be that one bitch you'll feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her. Picture Quotes.

Well irs a good thing I'll never have to lay eyes in either of you ugly miserable sad ass bitches

This says it all.

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives.

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so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

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