Major Movie Star (2008): When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Fertility Specialist: "Yeah. I would say that your chances of conceiving are very low." Kate Holbrook: "How low?" Fertility Specialist: "Well, I don't want to assign a number to it." Kate Holbrook: "What would you assign it? A color, a nickname, a locker?" ~ Baby Mama