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I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake. Yes.Everyday of my life.except with ice cream!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

"I would literally dislocate both of my shoulders in attempt to get all of the groceries in the house in one trip."

Hehe, you're always telling me to take multiple trips! "I would literally dislocate both of my shoulders in attempt to get all of the groceries in the house in one trip.

And a washer, dryer, dishwasher, nanny, and happiness:)

that is so funny because i can NOT stand the way obed chews.and my biggest pet peeve in the world is chewing noises.so i must reallly love him.

Adventures in crafting, cooking, and couponing!: Fab fall finds for less!

I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it I like to think I do at least. STORY OF MY LIFE.

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Operation Hermit

"Sorry I've been a bad friend lately. I've been busy being an awesome hermit." Always feel like this after I've found an awesome series to read!

I love how coffee tricks me into think I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

Some songs awaken my inner stripper.

"Some songs awaken my inner stripper." [ ALL songs awaken Miley Cyus' inner stripper.

Yes, and cookies, brownies and anything else covered, smothered, dipped, dunked, infused, injected, topped, candied or baked with chocolate!

I wish cake went straight to my boobs.I am laughing so hard, but really I do lol

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