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I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny AND thin. It's public service really.

Bahahaha. That's great!! Hey you. Mr. Impatient Ecard

Save the Whining for your Momma

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

Strength + Bail $

Lord, if you give me strength, will need bail money to go with it.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Did you ever have 'one of those days' when you forgot to eat?!?! Yea, me neither...

Funny Reminders Ecard: Did you ever have 'one of those days' when you forgot to eat? Yea, me neither.hahah I always wonder how people say that

I'm opening a gym and calling it 'Resolutions'. For the first 2 months of the year it's a gym.... the remaining 10 months it's a bar. Who's in?

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I'm opening a gym and calling it 'Resolutions'. For the first 2 months of the year it's a gym. the remaining 10 months it's a bar.

As evidenced by the 10 year old walking around with his dad in target today with his unedited rap music at full volume in his pocket.

Free and Funny Graduation Ecard: I believe basic common sense should be taught in schools since it obviously isn't being taught at home any longer.

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Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

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