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Not my job to blow sunshine up your ass : DeBaca Why does this make me think of you.LOL you need this framed for your desk

Take a picture! It lasts longer

Whatchu mean "the fuck you lookin at?" Obviously i'm lookin at the shit you feastin on!

I thought this was so funny :) I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. I don't need running shoes to run but it helps.

I hate when people say you need alcohol to have fun. I don't need running shoes to run but it fucken helps.

You know who they are....go there...you know, to hell. lol

Here's the ever code-able face of Jack Nicholson. Your FACS face of the day (for Paolo). Have fun!

Just Stay Calm!!!!!! I TRY VERY HARD TO DO THIS BUT IT IS JUST RUINING MY LIFE...

No I don’t need anger management you need to stop pissing me off !

OMG it's like they were reading my mind

You call it road rage. I call it aggressively driving around assholes who don't know how to fucking drive!

Work air conditioned hell

Air-conditioning at work is hell for me. freezes me and I hate to be cold!

Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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