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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.night owls don't serve breakfast in bed :)

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She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

I may throw in some Clorox wipes and a Swiffer. But I doubt it.

Today ill be cleaning and by cleaning I mean

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

25 Funny Mom Memes

40 Hilarious Memes That Moms Will Love

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

true #weightlossmotivation

So after gaining a serious amount of weight I'd had enough. It was getting too depressing trying to squeeze my hoop into my favourite pair of skinny jeans. I had heard of the diet, which is for.

New Coffee Shop Adventures

Coffee Art aka Posters & Signs That’ll Wake Your Behind Up "huwooo.the only things better than great sex is great coffee"

Stupid people are like zombies.  avoid them because their stupidity is contagious, and you WILL become one of them

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Funny e cards

Funny pictures about When I read status updates. Oh, and cool pics about When I read status updates. Also, When I read status updates.

Seriously, although I understand some ppl have bad experiences from childhood that make them scared or leery, I'm just not sure about anybody that doesn't like dogs.  I mean REALLY?

you don't like dogs? Good luck with your life without a soul yep good luck

I wish! by jeanie

I wish! by jeanie

I need to live near a Super Target again!

then, i told him, i just need to go to target real quick. be back in ten minutes. hahaha, and he believed me.