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I have felt this way many, many times!

Being a fairly tall woman every time a short person asks me "Do you play basketball?" I laugh and reply with "No, do you work for Santa?"

"I was babysitting 10 kids and at one point I searched frantically for 20 minutes because I had only counted 9. I was holding the 10th child the entire time."

I think this refers to all my "friends".... Literally

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