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Being a fairly tall woman every time a short person asks me "Do you play basketball?" I laugh and reply with "No, do you work for Santa?"

Being a fairly tall woman every time a short person asks me "Do you play basketball?" I laugh and reply with "No, do you work for Santa?"

"I was babysitting 10 kids and at one point I searched frantically for 20 minutes because I had only counted 9. I was holding the 10th child the entire time."

"I was babysitting 10 kids and at one point I searched frantically for 20 minutes because I had only counted 9. I was holding the 10th child the entire time."

When someone underestimates you because of your height:

=)

I'm glad that, despite the changes in your life, we can still be friends at periodic intervals convenient for you. I'm afraid people think this about me but maintaining any kind of friendship is hard work, especially when you're already drowning.

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