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Al Pacino Quote - It's easy to fool the eye but its hard to fool the heart.

Watch who you trust. Even your teeth bit your tongue every now and then.

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Or traumatize my dog by trapping him in the corner and putting the auction tube up to his fur..

I don't always do the vacuuming but when I do I spend of the time trying to suck up something I could pick up with my hands instantly The Most Interesting Man In The World

Too much yet too little, that's tragedy .

Well said Mr Carlin! "We've learned how to make a living but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years" -George Carlin

I haven't actually but then neither have I had a boyfriend

Girl are you stuffed crust pizza because you're all I think about.

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