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Death is laps around the practice field.

My high school band director used to say thd first two lines. <<< our band director is an ex-marine and if you're late you run for awhile.

always always always before the trumpets

This completely describes my band director. *Slams face on music stand

As a former band student, I used to play Flute [i still do but just at home], I had three section leaders since we were the biggest woodwind section, one of them is nice but tired a lot, one is between nice and funny and tired, and the other one was plain on mean, so ya and my friend threw up on the mean one and my friend straight up told me "well she's a bitch so she deserves it" I died laughing

I can agree as section leader for a year, and drum major for two, this is the truth!

I know this is for band, but it applies to swimming. Coach: I don't care if the pool fills over! You're all swimming!" It's nearly impossible for swim practice to be canceled. XD

I don't care if it floods and we have to march underwater! We're still having practice! This is soo my band director!

"I want to play drums." That's right little boy you do. You want to take these drums right now off of my dead zombie walking body and play them so I can lay down and get ran over by a slow moving float. I can tell that that is exactly what you want.

"I want to play flute." That's right little kid you do. You want to take this flute right now off of my dead zombie walking body and play it so I can lay down and get ran over by a slow moving float. I can tell that that is exactly what you want.

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