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... running five miles.... 【ツ】

During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?

Most Funny Quotes : Back in the day we didn't have as many warning labels.

Most Funny Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : As the quote says – Description Back in the day we didn't have as many warning labels.

So this on my phone last week.

xD xD xD For Fucking Real!!!

xD xD xD For Fucking Real!!!

Ugh. I wish I could go back 3 months and unmeet him.

You're not an asshole you're just shy and, it shouldn't but, it pisses me off

Jesus died for my sins.  The least I can do is commit them.

Jesus died for my sins. The least I can do is commit them.

Exactly

Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair.

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