Denny's tries a joke post about soaking your contact lenses in coffee and someone pointing out to be careful with that stuff because people believed they could drill a whole in their iPhone to get the earphones jack back.
Call her a hoe. Makes you look incredibly ignorant and we laugh. You can sit there and blame her for the rest of your life, which you will, Don't lie about it either. Nothing I hate more than a lying hypocrite.
Oh my dear friend where have you gone? You were my best friend, confiding in me, trusting me, talking to me, laughing with me. Remember the feelings and emotions and the good times. Don't ever forget them cause they won't ever happen again with me!