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I'm not going to be the girl you marry, but I'll be the girl you'll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.

and I hope I have a set of brass knuckles on.

and I hope I have a set of brass knuckles on.

YES! Love when that happens and I can just zoom by the drivers and be like, "SUCKAS!"

YES! Love when that happens and I can just zoom by the drivers and be like, "SUCKAS!"

This is so true, everyone says that we should just date but I still don't know if he even likes me

This is so true, everyone says that we should just date but I still don't know if he even likes me

I love this. This person ISO new favorite person

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Too bad he couldn't use his good looks for good and not evil

Too bad he couldn't use his good looks for good and not evil

I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps. Pablo Neruda

I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps. Pablo Neruda

It’s Complicated: What It’s Like To Love Someone You Also Hate

It's Complicated: What It's Like To Love Someone You Also Hate

The difference between true BDSM (which involves trust, safety, and consent) and the abusive relationship between Grey and Anastasia in 50 Shades.

Many Women Do Not Agree With Me On This Subject - But It's Important.

The difference between true BDSM (which involves trust, safety, and consent) and the abusive relationship between Grey and Anastasia in 50 Shades.

Best Friend Quotes and Sayings ❤ liked on Polyvore @Anna Totten … | Quotes Imgs

Best Friend Quotes and Sayings ❤ liked on Polyvore @Anna Totten … | Quotes Imgs