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I'm not going to be the girl you marry, but I'll be the girl you'll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.

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Inspirational Quotes: “It’s hard to resist a bad boy who’s a good man.” …I’m lucky enough to call one of these men mine ♥ Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description “It’s hard to resist a bad boy.

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The message is sweet.but if my guy ever came over to my house in the morning and with STARBUCKS!I'd be one happy girl!

hilarious tumblr stories sorry about the language but this is so funny!!

12 Legit Hilarious Stories From Tumblr That Will Make Your Day Better

I love you, but I hate you I miss you, but I'm better off without you. I want you out of my life, but I never want to let u go

I love you, but I hate you I miss you, but I'm better off without you. I want you out of my life, but I never want to let u go

A wise woman once said "fuck this shit" and she lived happily ever after.

this wise woman would add to that a fcuk you too! a wise woman once said "fuck this shit" and she lived happily ever after ♡

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