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The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The preetiest eyes have cried the most tears, and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain. This quote is so meaningful and so true.

sweatpants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup on

no clue who the guys is but I like the message If a guy cant handle a girl in sweatpants, he sure as hell doesnt deserve her in a wedding dress. i dont care who the guy is either fyi ;

Miracle Mondays | Teachings from A Course in Miracles every Monday on my blog

LET IT GO - No, that’s not for you. Let it go. I know you think it’s was what you need, but you must let it go. It will hurt you if you don't let it go.

couldn't of said it better!  ★ "People's bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone." -Megan Fox

★ "People's bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

I am not your friend... I'm your Parent and I LOVE you enough to ACT like a parent. Imho so many now days just don't get that and then wonder why their children are disrespectful brats.

I love my kids, but like I've told them, "I am not your friend, I am your parent. You HAVE friends. Too many kids have parents who want to be their friend, when what they really need is for their parents to act like PARENTS." My kids soo agree.


Hey, I just met you. I'm batshit crazy. Here's my number, have my babies. Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I lied about my birth control and I'm having your baby!

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body.but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out, shouting HOLY SHIT, what a RIDE!


Inspirational Running Quotes For When Your Tank Is Empty There are two ways you can go with pain. You can let it destory you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, work harder.