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Let me put that on my task list. It'll be right after "slit my own wrists" but before "set myself on fire"

Let me put that on my task list. It'll be between slit my own wrists and setting myself ablaze.

Reasons I can relate to raccoons...

Reasons I can relate to raccoons.

best apology ever

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm sorry, and by sorry I mean get over it.

My butt may be big but I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't 'I like flat butts and I cannot lie'. An entire song can't be wrong.

My butt may be big, but I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't "I like flat butts and I cannot lie." An entire song can't be wrong. Haha I love my big butt:-)

"How much is this?" ...as they hold the price tag out to you...well, let's see, the tag says $24.99 so it must be $24.99.

So true! this is to funny! Until you work in customer service answering phones, etc. because there are seriously some stupid questions out there, that make you wan tto give stupid answer!

TODAY IS THE DAY!!!!!!!! SUCK IT WAVEHOUSE!!!

Best movie quote of all time! Yep pretty much cant wait until my last day of work!

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