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Wise Quotes From George Carlin (11)

25 Wise Quotes From George Carlin

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We kill all the people who tell us to live together in harmony and try to love one another- George Carlin

George Carlin was so Libertarian

Rights aren’t ‘rights’ if someone can take ‘em away; they’re privileges. That’s all we’ve ever had in this country: a bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news, even badly, you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter

Common sense

Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and - Image quote by George Carlin

Zooey Dechanel

Zooey for president

Zooey Deschanel on ideal world and waking up - Funny quote by Zooey Deschanel: "In an ideal world no one would talk before People would just hug, because waking up is really hard.

The comedians of our time are some of the smartest folks around. They get things right time and time again. VOTE THE GOP OUT!

LOVE Conan - According to a new study, most men would like women to occasionally pick up the check. The study also found that most women would occasionally like to be paid as much as men for doing the same job. So true!

Blondellamy'Dean - A Curvy Girl's Boutique. #blondellamydean #funnypictures #humor

Funny pictures about Trying on bathing suits. Oh, and cool pics about Trying on bathing suits. Also, Trying on bathing suits.

Grass finds its way to the light. Being grass implies that. It feeds on the light, it's its purpose. What does being human imply?

"When a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete" -George Carlin

E card

Funny pictures about It's complicated. Oh, and cool pics about It's complicated. Also, It's complicated photos.

Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like... I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

Aw

this is for my husband :) my best friend who can always make me smile & laugh you're not my boyfriend anymore But this is still true. You are still my person and always will be. I love you and will love you forever and always.

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