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if only people would pre-accept apologies would make life so much easier!

Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what a giant asshole you are. It doesn't mean you're no longer a giant asshole.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what a giant asshole you are. It doesn't mean you're no longer a giant asshole.

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It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.

Shark Week Drinking Game! #SharkWeek

Happy Shark Week! Party Ideas and Fun Ways To Celebrate Shark Week

Shark Week drinking game more life-threatening than sharks. cause I LOVE shark week!

This completely explains what happened to my day. Clearly this was on everyone else's calendar today!

It's a beautiful day, I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit - yep!

I actually hate the pink ones, but I get it. Red ones are my favorite ; )

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Congrats on your pregnancy. It's nice to see despite having 3 of your other children taken into state custody, you decided to give it the old college try again. Way to go, whore.

Congrats on your pregnancy. It's nice to see despite having 3 of your other children taken into state custody, you decided to give it the old college try again. Way to go, whore. I know this whore actually a few

Sometimes you don't need words to hear, but feel it in the heart. The most loving thoughts and people who don't want to talk anymore while they are thinking good bye.

The queen? the cat? the bitch? and I have been called many names……. I have a SOUL and I have a HEART!

The Problem Solver Beer by CP+B Copenhagen & Rocket Brewing

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We are usually bombarded with packaging all through the day. From the breakfast cereals in the morning to commercials in front of the TV before we hit the sack.

Geesh! This doesn't help my indecisiveness

Not exactly true. There are things that haunt me more. But there are things I didn't buy that do haunt me. Usually things I didn't buy at a yard sale.

really special haha...

Funny pictures about I like food and sleep. Oh, and cool pics about I like food and sleep. Also, I like food and sleep.

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