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Now, there's an ecard to prove it!!! -k

eCard: Target is like a casino, you lose track of time and money. So true!

succeding

Yep it's very true. Might as well accept it :) If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way Mom told you to in the beginning.

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God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

15 Must See E-Cards for Moms - Thinking Outside The Sandbox WAHM Small Business and Social Media

15 Must See E-Cards for Moms

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

There are a few people that I want to say this to.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Funny E-Cards That Tell It Like It Is (37 pics) - Picture #33 ...

to go running with me , you ’d better be prepared to walk a lot

More like a procedure to ensure you don't have children. You have to take birth control the same time everyday, and let's just be honest, they are to ignorant to even do that.

Some people should have to pass an IQ test to drive or reproduce. Fail the test, you get birth control and a bus pass. E card

If a mother and father Can love more than One child...it only makes sense that a child Can love more than One mom or dad.

Dear children, I only take credit for the first 9 months after that you were exposed to your father haha

"I like to see the good side in a bad situation. Whenever I run into a spiderweb I just pretend I crossed the finish line for a race I didn't know I entered. Hard to throw up from fear when you're too busy being a fucking champion." -Josh Johnson

It's all about perspective.

I like to see the good side in a bad situation. Whenever I run into a spiderweb I just pretend I crossed the finish line for a race I didn't know I entered. Hard to throw up from fear when you're too busy being a fucking champion.

definitely made me laugh

haha this definitely made me laugh LANGUAGE. Im not offending the Chinese language- that couldve been any other person from any other country that didn't speak english well

Words to live by!

Beauty/Fashion Quote: It's better to be late, than arrive ugly! But really, we should try to find balance in both time and beauty

Ahaha! I seriously believe this is true. Jealous woman + her best friend = you'll never sleep again...

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.ain't that the dang truth!

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