[Extreme Makeover: Home Edition] "I kinda like horses." "We made your room into a horse and decorated it with horses and here we got you three pet horses and we are paying for surgery to make you into a horse!
"Last week I was elated to find a six-pack of Sharpies at the local dollar store. What a deal, right? Today, a closer look revealed that I had actually purchased one of Sharpie's retarded siblings: Skerple.