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yep, there's been a few times I've wanted to say this lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I tried my best to see things from your point of view, but your point of view is stupid.

Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like 'Man, my subconscious is hilarious!'

"Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like 'Man, my subconscious is hilarious!'" - YOUR ECARDS - funny

i love how we can look at each other and without saying anything, know we are making fun of the same person.  #someecards

Sisters, am I right? Totally not just a sister thing my husband and I do this all the time SD

Exactly. #intjfemale I don't fake liking people. I can be a grown ass adult tho and be nice when I need to be

I'm not shy. I' m not shy. I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to. yup I'm not shy I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to Most of you aren 't (lloll" yup

And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.

esp since you keep pawning her off and taking things away from her for your own selfish reasons. It's HER TURN to live. not yours. not yours anymore.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

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That moment when you realize your children | Funny Dirty Adult ...

>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*

forget the coffee, I'll take water if i could just be "politely ignored"!

Perfect Job: Diet Coke AND coffee! With little to NO interaction with people and I don't actually have to work.

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

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I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -

Funny Confession Ecard: The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no.

Funny Confession Ecard: The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no craziness.

Mother fuckers.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

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