Explore Girl Humor, E Cards, and more!

I had a small one last night, but I had to pull it together because the holidays are approaching, and that means socializing with friends and relatives, baking and cooking and shopping and...  oh, lordy. I can't wait until after Christmas when I can have a really good long breakdown in seclusion. Come on January.

I Dont Have Time for the Nervous Breakdown That I Deserve

I Dont Have Time for the Nervous Breakdown That I Deserve! My life this semester.

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

What I wish I could say to my kids. This is depressingly real... and hilarious.

8 Things I REALLY Want To Say To My Kids

Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.'

Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.' I need to pray harder!

Fact.

Best part of being a momma is always hearing "mommy, watch this, watch what I can do" .

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

True lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off in the distance while pumping my gas.

More Funny eCards - iDidAFunny lmao sooo true sometimes @Liz Mester Mester De La Rocha

Running eCard--I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

Pinterest
Search