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I read this in my head in hillbilly voice.

Funny Confession Ecard: If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a piss-ant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio.

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hahaha mind your own business folks, cuz you might get poked in the eye by a mental hospital patient.

definitely made me laugh

haha this definitely made me laugh LANGUAGE. Im not offending the Chinese language- that couldve been any other person from any other country that didn't speak english well

Pilates for people who love wine. How much do you love wine? Check out our Love & Wine | Pin & Win contest and you could win a countertop home winemaker! Contest ends February 18th, 2013. #artfulwinemaker #wine @Laurie Skaja

Pilates for people who love wine

Funny pictures about Pilates for people who love wine. Oh, and cool pics about Pilates for people who love wine. Also, Pilates for people who love wine photos.

Haha oops!

Funny Confession Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.

#Quotes

When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning", I sleep till noon because I'm a problem solver ;

Pretty much

Total non sequitur . Well, *duh*, what doesn't kill you - and bears kill you - makes you stronger. Ergo, not bears.

Love can be hazardous to your health.

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.

for my dear husband... thanks for cooking!

Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

Yes, I am quite aware that you have nothing better to do in life than come at me. I would get mad and offended but I always get such a laugh! Please, continue!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not sure if my headache is because I'm dehydrated or that I need caffiene, but I'm fairly certain that it can be fixed with a bottle of wine.

Community: 17 "Someecards" That Are Too Sassy For Their Own Good

Some people think others are stupid! When you throw it out there, it's very obvious how stupid some people are! Trash will always be trash!

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