Bella & Edward's relationship in the Twilight series meets all 15 criteria set by the National Domestic Violence Hotline for being in an abusive relationship. I'm always saying this to people who like twilight, their relationship is very unhealthy.
"Sorry you couldn't come to the wedding. It was no kids." "It's okay. I'll come to your next one." "She means when she's not a kid anymore." "I don't like you." "I'll get over it." -Sal, Lily and Mitchell, Modern Family