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Just like buses

You found the next "love of your life" didn't think it would take long. No doubt you will ask her to marry you soon and go wedding dress shopping.

Totally! And poor Nicholas knows this better than anyone when he is with me lol he knows how the groceries have to go on the belt and how to pump the gas...he is just a good boy and just goes with the flow of things :)

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

Im too cheap for Elf on the Shelf; so Im buying a garden gnome. I call it the Gnome on the Roam throughout your Home!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I'm too cheap for Elf on the Shelf; so I'm buying a garden gnome. I call it the Gnome on the Roam throughout your Home!

Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: If I worked in a restaurant... on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl`s drink.

I know one desperate freak that would go psycho when she realized it was a joke tho! Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: If I worked in a restaurant. on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl`s drink.

doctor says I shouldn't be doing them now that I'm 84.

Now I'm wondering if I could still do a cartwheel. Update: I cannot still do a cartwheel.

Clean frustration

I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean. You might want to reconsider your visit especially if it is my daughter doing the cleaning.

Two things...

Quote: Two things i know for certain in my life. I have big boobs My taste in music is wonderful

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