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Cheating On Your Taxes?

And if you're like Maxine, you'll need a great accountant to file your amended return to avoid those oh, so slimming, striped outfits!

May all your wrinkles come from smiles.

Aging - I got a new stick deodorant today. The Instructions said: Remove Cap and Push up Bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.

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FaCt or FiCtion? According to Maxine more money was spent in 2012 on boob jobs and viagara than on Alzheimers research.

I enjoy a glass of win each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

Dat Uniform

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Women always say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit no one will even talk to me.

When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my life alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up. =)

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, Im not going to sit around knitting. Im going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up! the-dark-side

Wisdom highlights!!

"I believe my house is haunted. Everytime I look in my mirror a crazy old lady stands in front of me so I can't see my reflection!

If I worked in a restaurant on Valentines Day

Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: If I worked in a restaurant on valentines day I would put fake engagement rings in all the women's glasses. Cruel but a very funny thought.

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