Watch the entire video if you want to laugh out loud. At concerts, I'm dancing in my seat--if not, dancing in the aisle--but there are always a few people who remain motionless. I see it's the same with birds.
To describe oneself ... loljk ... I’m not actually picking that. It’s pretty tough to describe a whole person in one word—I would probably choose scripturient: having a consuming passion to write. Or bibliophiliac: one who loves books. I’m definitely a logastellus: one whose love of words is greater than their knowledge of words.