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Oh god,I am ashamed to say that is fits me sooo well.

'I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. Who's this fucking whore!

If I got into bed at 8pm, why am I still awake at midnight? That's right, I was pinning on my phone.

Funny Confession Ecard: If I got into bed at why am I still awake at midnight? That's right, I was pinning on my phone.

No, bitch, it's not. I'm sorry that we can't carry both Pepsi AND coke products. Maybe I should just give you what we have and laugh on the inside when you can't tell the difference. If you've never been a server, shut the hell up.

{'I'd like a Diet Coke please.' 'Is Diet Pepsi okay?' 'Is Monoply money okay?'} My feelings exactly

To the dbags that think it is fun to destroy other people's property by doing donuts on our landscaped lawn.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come. The real epidemic is the douchebag apocalypse that is already upon us.

I hate the sound of people chewing their food! Especially when they smack!

Misophonia: literally the hatred of consistant sounds; chewing/crunching or repeating of same noise. Pet peeve when someone says "I'm not chewing with my mouth open" or "I'm not smacking" -.

funny-quote-gym-Facebook-people - i'm guilty of this too but .. this is pretty funny.

Funny pictures about It's OK not to tell anyone. Oh, and cool pics about It's OK not to tell anyone. Also, It's OK not to tell anyone.

Funny because I love Phantom of the Opera! I sing it to myself often.

Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

Sure, I'll go on a run with you.  But only if it's to the liquor store.  And we drive there.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I'll go on a run with you. But only if it's to the liquor store. And we drive there.

Ijs is altijd goed

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

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Let's bang the angry out of each other.

Let me remember this for if i ever get a husband and we have bad days lol Today sucks. Let's bang the angry out of each other tonight.

My arteries are so full of grease they are like a slip and slide.

How Are You Dealing With The Aporkalypse?

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in

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