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That about sums it up...

Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open. i hate walmart!

Is happening way to often now days

Here, hold my dignity.I've got some sketchy shit to do. You know you have thought about it at least once. Girl got fed up.

If you held up 11 roses into a mirror, you'd be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world

Love me till my heart stops Theresa that's what I will do for you I will love you till my heart stops and then I will still love you

Couldn't wait for this to happen!  Now, I just wish to be a kid again, so someone can make me to take a nap!!!

Another great find on 'We're Adults' Wall Sign by Primitives by Kathy

I love capybaras

Evolution of Harden- HOUSTON Edition - - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

Shit happens

Trust me.When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens.

#FantasyFootball (I'm SO into it this year!) Real women watch football

This is for the ladies - do you watch football? Or do you disagree with this? I watch football. And hockey.