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Burt, English Mastiff, singing opera.  "Oh, Solo Mio...."

Burt, English Mastiff, singing opera. "Oh, Solo Mio...."

Burt in his Halloween costume.  Notice the neck tie?  He is a WORKING DOG!

Burt in his Halloween costume. Notice the neck tie? He is a WORKING DOG!

I don't know why everybody thinks I am obsessed with food.

I don't know why everybody thinks I am obsessed with food.

I don't know why people always say, "Hey, Burt, why the long face?".  I am a very happy guy.

I don't know why people always say, "Hey, Burt, why the long face?". I am a very happy guy.

AAAAAGH! That wasn't a ball.....it was a LEMON! Thanks a lot.

AAAAAGH! That wasn't a ball.....it was a LEMON! Thanks a lot.

"Ice cream - she screamed"  Today, a lady was talking on her phone before getting into a SUV parked next to us and let out a scream after I leaned out of the back window and took a HUGE lick of her ice cream cone. My Mom yelled at me, jumped out of the car, apologized profusely and asked what flavor of ice cream to replace. The lady was laughing so hard, she called her friend over to take pictures of me as she fed me the rest of the cone. A good day.

"Ice cream - she screamed" Today, a lady was talking on her phone before getting into a SUV parked next to us and let out a scream after I leaned out of the back window and took a HUGE lick of her ice cream cone. My Mom yelled at me, jumped out of the car, apologized profusely and asked what flavor of ice cream to replace. The lady was laughing so hard, she called her friend over to take pictures of me as she fed me the rest of the cone. A good day.

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