I especially like the last part - about how we can derail any story you are trying to tell with our awkward sister language. (sidenote: Do not confuse for fandom language. That is a mystery of its own)
"a friend will calm you down when you are angry. but a best friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing, 'someone's gonna get it' " McCrary and her girls sounds like something me and Sophie would do! :P lol!