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LOL!  My belly hurts thinking that a really good friend of mine is one of those dishwasher gods!  :)

Somewhere, the dishwasher gods are gazing down at you, smiling, and saying. 'What the fuck is he doing?

sisters........

I especially like the last part - about how we can derail any story you are trying to tell with our awkward sister language. (sidenote: Do not confuse for fandom language. That is a mystery of its own)

I find myself doing this waaaaay too often and can do it with a lot of people!

lol i think we all do this all the time! or we giggle like an evil bitch :-)

"a friend will calm you down when you are angry.  but a best friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing, 'someone's gonna get it' "

"a friend will calm you down when you are angry. but a best friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing, 'someone's gonna get it' " McCrary and her girls sounds like something me and Sophie would do! :P lol!

I'm repinning these just because I think they are so great and should most definately be in the genius board.

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Just so you know...if I'm at your house and you tell me to make myself at home...I will take off my bra, yell at your kids and drink all the vodka.

"Just so you know.if I'm at your house and you tell me to make myself at home.I will take off my bra, yell at your kids and drink all the vodka." Well, I will keep my bra on, but the other parts?

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