One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day -> Truth, we leave all the wrapping paper on the floor for the cats to play in it makes it just that much more wonderful and joyful :)
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
At video time 1:08 "It can be hard work, but SHOVELING SNOW is FUN - and SATISFYING!!!!!" - Andy Rooney quote from this bit entitled: "What's your favorite Season???" http://www.cbsnews.com/news/whats-your-favorite-season/