Mitch Hedberg quotes - An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg Comedic Quote - I never thought of that before. My favorite bit of Hedberg's was the one where he talks about escalators and how when they are never really broken for they only become stairs.
When you find a grey hair. tap to view the full comic! - It's so hard to realize that you are at the age for grey hairs. And the more stress, the more grey. My younger brother turned grey quickly when he had Ali.