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Valentine's Day Funnies - The Spring Mount 6 Pack

Some Very Nontraditional Valentine's Day Cards

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

things to say to Siri. Just did this entire list. LOL she's a sassy one

100+ Funny Things to Say to Siri

things to say to Siri. the kids would love this.read before handing over to the kids. Not all are appropriate for kids.

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The Little Mermaid. "I'd be more interested in the fact that I suddenly had a vag.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

Worlds Greatest CFO #worldsgreatest #worldsgreatesttshirt #cfo

Evolution of Harden- HOUSTON Edition - - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

I'd like to order a gross of these, please.

The excuse creator…

im definitely gonna start using some of these! I think my favorite has to be, This is a terrible excuse but a British chap gave me a hickey.

I mean... Come on!!! For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge.

"For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge." And then I will take care of them in the ER.

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