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LOL rough sex is always fun hahaha.out of all the things that pop up this one made me laugh the hardest so unexpected ahahaa.

i miss my Boobies. What kind of crazy dreams have You been having Baby?

i miss my Boobies. What kind of crazy dreams have You been having Baby?

I rarely need to apologize for what I’ve said or done because of this. I know exactly what I say and do because I think first. If it’s not Truthful Helpful Informative Nice Kind you may not want to act on it.

I rarely need to apologize for what I’ve said or done because of this. I know exactly what I say and do because I think first. If it’s not Truthful Helpful Informative Nice Kind you may not want to act on it.

hmmm... I have never considered hurting another living being. What does this mean?

Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away of blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder. For the most part I would say murder!

But seriously.

I’m not saying let’s kill all the stupid people… I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

That moment when you turn into a ninja beacuse a piece of your hair fell on your arm and you thought it was a spider. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com

Free, News Ecard: That moment when you turn into a ninja beacuse a piece of your hair fell on your arm and you thought it was a spider.

#spilledmilk

So true a serving tray broke in pieces today with milk on it. Don't cry over spilled milk!

Yes, same here and I might need a drink

Yes, same here and I might need a drink

BEER cleansing

BEER cleansing