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Last night I got into a fight with my husband. I told him to take what's his and leave. He picked me up and walked straight out the door.

Definitely guilty of doing this one, except I don't actually try to talk to them, I just sit there and try to look as pretty as possible

*Going about life and doing nothing of particular interest* Suddenly. *Sees a Hot Guy* Dear sweet Holy Jesus Praise your parents for birthing such an amazing work of genetics!

How a good wife should be in 1955... I'm So Glad I LIVE NOW!!! And THANK GOD I HAD A MOTHER WHO WAS STRONG AND DID NOT FOLLOW THESE RULES!!!

I'm putting this in my humor board because it is damn funny. Sorry babe, call me a bad wife but I am must be a bad wife. This stuff is so not happening.

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16 Reasons The Best Place For An Ego Boost Is The Women's Restroom

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yea I'm laughing. just a little. this is inversely not funny / YouMakeMealugh

"The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the coming storm." If men would recognize this they might be able to avoid the lightning

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