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Funny pictures about Insanity in my family. Oh, and cool pics about Insanity in my family. Also, Insanity in my family.

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Yup

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

'I need to talk to you' is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you'veever done in your

"'I need to talk to you' is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life." -- So true! Somehow this is a bit funny and scary at the same time!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus.

I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus. And sometimes I'm Kevorkian, speeding up their demise and helping them "transition" especially Orchids. This is me!

I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size 2...God had to be fair.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size had to be fair.

Work life balance manifesto ( sometimes I think we can't do it all )

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

For people who are sarcastic to the point where they can't even tell if they're kidding, or just a bitch.

When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.

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