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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #236:Just as Clint Barton is not Cupid, he is also not Katniss Everdeen.  [Submitted by chinajousama]

Recruit Survival Tip as Clint Barton is not Cupid, he is also not Katniss Everdeen. However, she is his descendant of the future.His legacy lives on!

No joke

Recruit Survival Tip Do not make inappropriate jokes involving the horns on Loki's helmet. He never finds them funny and they've all been done before anyway.<--He's got a point.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #343:Please do not touch or play with Agent Barton’s bow. You will end up regretting it. Most likely painfully. [Submitted by ibba-x]

Recruit Survival Tip do not touch or play with Agent Barton&rsquo;s bow. You will end up regretting it. Most likely painfully. [Submitted by ibba-x]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #4:  Do not volunteer for any tests Tony Stark recommends.  Ever.

I love the Avengers and this is pretty funny if you read through them all S. Recruit Survival Tip Do not volunteer for any tests Tony Stark recommends.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #565: There is not, nor will there ever be, a S.H.I.E.L.D Christmas pin-up calendar of various agents. [Submitted anonymously]

Recruit Survival Tip There is not, nor will there ever be, a S.D Christmas pin-up calendar of various agents.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #507:Do not touch, alter or otherwise mess with Agent Hill’s, or indeed anyone’s, coffee if you value your life. [Submitted by celticdreamz]

Recruit Survival Tip Calling the god of thunder ‘Goldilocks’ is not recommended, no matter what certain others might say. [Submitted by KertariWhitepaw]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #415:Your uniform is not to be referred to as your ‘fighting swag’.  [Submitted by simpaticonebula]

Recruit Survival Tip uniform is not to be referred to as your & swag& [Submitted by simpaticonebula]

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