The only thing you need to know about the first ugly, homophobic post is that it postulates three islands for gay men, straight people, and lesbians. Skip if you like and read all the other posts for a wonderful dystopian revolution.
I am a lesbian and I work at Starbucks. My girlfriend always visits me in the mornings or at noon. Tomorrow I'm going to write "Will you marry me" on her cup and put the ring on top (How To Get Him To Propose Sweets)
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