Footballers really do get under my skin. Get thrown from a horse onto hard ground or worse. While you have a time out for bruising your knee, us horse riders will get back on despite being in pain, and we never make a fuss!
I watched a giant do this to a group of bandits. I was a safe distance away but I could see them getting wrecked by the giant. Then one of the bandits was flung into the air and his body came flying down next to me and scared me shitless. I laughed for a good hour.