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hahahahaha; this is me when a grasshopper comes near me or a frog leaps....no one better be in my way!

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this is so me hahaha.that moment when you walk into a spider web & suddenly turn into a karate master

Your crazy is showing; you might wanna tuck that back in.

Your crazy is showing; you might wanna tuck that back in. ( only BFFs tell you when your crazy is showing )

Baha!! Irritated as fuck always!

Mostly people don't ever call me back so then I feel like a stalker trying to get basic questions having to call over and over its ridiculous! Yup pretty much

LMAO right

I don’t shave my legs for my boyfriend. I shave my legs for the woman who gives me a pedicure.

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

Funny Confession Ecard: I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. (Or in my case,  who needs work as an excuse)

Free, Confession Ecard: Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.

And this goes under "exercise tips and tricks board" so I don't have to go jogging every morning ;)

Diet plan…

My Diet Plan: Bake all of my friends cupcakes; the fatter they get, the thinner I look.

not just my best friend.... pretty much a good chunk of my friends.... we are FUNNY AS HELL!

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Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym today, but my sweatpants were like. "Nah girl, you're good!" xD I don't go to the gym in a swimsuit, though.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

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FAT Truth #5

"Whoever said 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' has clearly never had cupcakes, or wine, or chocolate, or pizza!" Definitely the cupcakes and chocolate and pizza part!

Every Time!

Haha, that's too fun

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