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My husband's wife is freakin' AWESOME! This is so true! Every wife should have this pinned. Cursing Mama says, "Sometimes the truth is awesome!

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too funny

If Heat makes things expand I don't have a weight problem, I am just hot.

yay now I have a reason to slap people!

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

lol i do it.

I was just thinking yesterday - does anyone else sing the alphabet or am I a dumbass? Nope, I sing too

A Woman: Easy No Sew Fleece Blanket Edging

I'm going to make this part of our daily morning prayer. Dear God, please keep your hand over my mouth. I'll read verses about the tongue.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

@tarashoemaker96  that's why you shake your uncovered glass first, right ;) excuse me waiter, we need some extra napkins please.

Hahahaha how many times has this happened to me. "One day, I am going to invent something that allows me to drink this without worrying about the ice rushing at my face" "Uhh, it's called a straw".

@Kylie Breton

Why yes, I do set the smoke alarm off at least 5 times every time I cook dinner.

hah. it's funny because my sister just told me how much she loves this feeling..

I've thought about marketing a 'Bra Rack' for just this very thing.for right at the back door. Too bad I live with 4 boys.

@Haley Gentry ...You have no idea :D

So true! And I have the Best sister in the world! Love you Amy R.

Soooooooo funny!!

Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

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