The Perky Cannibal. Read this carefully and notice the importance of a comma! "Rachel Ray finds inspiration in cooking her family and her dog." I'm surprised that Rachel Ray would admit to cannibalism and in cooking her dog.
I love quotes. I love Parks and Recreation. So, it should come as no surprise that I love quotes from Parks and Recreation! Specifically, there are no better quotes than everyone’s favorite Parks Director, Ron F*cking Swanson.