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MINUS the drinking that's almost a never… and I am fucking working on no longer smoking fucking cigarettes✔ツ hehe fugg

Slow down on the tequila

Life isn't a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila. ( Makes me laugh )

From Work to Home ! LOL

Free, Confession Ecard: I try to wear my angel wings every day. But sometimes I'd like to take them off and beat somebody with them.

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

someecards.com - The joys of motherhood are never fully experienced until the children are in bed. ~ Author Unknown

The joys of motherhood are never fully experienced until the children are in bed.

I'm brilliant, funny, and awesome. If I were thin too that just wouldn't be fair. You're welcome. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Reminders Ecard: I'm brilliant, funny, and awesome. If I were thin too that just wouldn't be fair.

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