“For tell me, is not that cabbage you speak of a being existent in Nature as well as you? Is not she the common mother of you both? Yet the opinion that Nature is kinder to mankind than to cabbage-kind, tickles and makes us laugh." Cyrano de Bergerac [1620-1655]: "The Soul of the Cabbage"
like that. then they place that pearl creme on their faces and sell yourlf the bird dupee one. and laugh at yourselves hosting real runwayshows and real cheffing an real designing. teal blue eyeshadow and orange lips