As a Christian, I would say that this is more like asking God to forgive the person you are angry with but you still are angry. I try so hard not to be but I guess it just isn't going to change anything if I am or not. Maybe I can make someone else happy.
"Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die." That's why we could care less about you. I'm happy to see we still get under your skin though. We haven't thought about you in almost a decade but we're flattered you