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Yup, don't forget to hydrate!

It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers is so damn easy!


Okay, so I don't generally ever feel "skinny" but I can certainly relate to the biscuit can!

You have to be cordial, it's what makes you the better person

Being nice to someone you have an issue with doesn't mean you are fake.it means someone taught you how to be polite.

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This is my sisters problem, but half of my arguments r with her bc of it

Presenteer zoals je bent. Ben je introvert, dan presenteer je rustiger. Ben je extravert, dan presenteer je meer outgoing. Maar, pas op: ga nooit te snel! Dat werkt nooit.

This is why I never yell when in an argument. What's the point in yelling? As soon as you yell, they stop listening.


The moment you asked for forgiveness, God forgave you. Now do your part and leave the guilt behind. So true


I'm not pale. It's called porcelain and I'm rocking it. So please stop telling me I need a tan!