I highly doubt that. Please make a note for the future....I've not missed any of your so-called delusion of awesomeness to this calendar date, so don't waste anymore of my time trying to gain attention from me. (this is like an answer back!)
It's a choice....don't feel sorry for the parent who chose not to spend time with their kids while they were in elementary, middle and high school. These are the critical years. If you love them you'll find a way.