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I’d like to say my people skills are improving - however, I'm not allowed to have sharp objects around some people.

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem. | Snarkecards

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem.

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Men say they don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die. Well I don’t trust anything with 2 heads and only one brain.

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Remembering that some women marry death row pen pals reminds me that my life choices aren’t so bad after all. | Snarkecards

Remembering that some women marry death row pen pals reminds me that my life choices aren’t so bad after all.

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We can operate a robot on another planet, but yet I’m still struggling to get this vending machine to take my wrinkled dollar.

Hilarious Pictures of the day, 121 images. I Don't Know How To Act My Age. I Never Been This Age Before

Hilarious Pictures of the day, 99 pics. I Don't Know How To Act My Age. I Never Been This Age Before

funny friendship quote, funny quotes about friendship and poop SSSSSSSoooooooo true!

funny friendship quotes, funny quotes about friendship and poop SSSSSSSoooooooo true!

No... seriously.. made Me think of my last boss.. that I walked out on! Bravest thing I have ever done... I shook the whole time!

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language.I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. So true about some people!

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

LOL!!! How true is this?! I don't wear my pjs out of the house but next time you're in walmart count how many people do haha

I love a good Walmart joke! my biggest pet peeve. for the love of god walmart shoppers put on some real clothes.

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You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing the entire house is clean?

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