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"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!


” Dear Millionaires, If You Don’t Have A Bookshelf That Spins Into Another Room, Give Me Your Money Because You’re Spending It Wrong ”


Man you're such a cheetah, let's eat some zebra or whatever. Cheetah is also what Tiger Woods changed his name to a while back.

Monthly cycle...this pretty much sums it up!

Funny pictures about Sometimes I hate being a girl. Oh, and cool pics about Sometimes I hate being a girl. Also, Sometimes I hate being a girl.


Happy Thanksgiving from Fritz Toffee. Don't forget to set your scale back 10 pounds tonight!

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What Will Your Daughter Be Like?

I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you’re special to me.

Every day of college life haha

Someone from Massachusetts posted a whisper, which reads "That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

What happend to summer

Becoming An Adult // Calvin and Hobbes / funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes -

"Make sure you sleep when baby sleeps." Great advice, should I clean when baby cleans and cook when baby cooks too? -------- some ecards. new mom. no shit sherlock. let me find the time.