This is my response to completely unsolicited parenting advice.
Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!
Tolerance for imbeciles- so funny!
Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards