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You forgot to tell them the part about you being an ass . funny how you left that part out.

Yep

Yep

pay up

If you're going to have opinions about my life .

How I feel everyday

Free, Workplace Ecard: Holy Fuckballs is this day over yet?

Truth is... If you quit telling everyone lies about me, I'll quit telling everyone the truth about you.

Funny Confession Ecard: Truth is. If you quit telling everyone lies about me. I'll quit telling everyone the truth about you.

I could put this on facebook about 50 times a day reading the random dumb posts, people put on there.

This is my response to completely unsolicited parenting advice.

Dreams And Colour: News, LOL & Sunday Social

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

Tolerance for imbeciles- so funny!!

Tolerance for imbeciles- so funny!

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

Success is doing what you love & making it a career but I don't know who will pay me to drink wine while looking at @Pinterest. #WW

And oh so true! Perhaps someone will pay me to drink wine and knit?

It's true, I lack a filter...

Funny eCard - That little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things your shouldn't

I'm amazed I have still had the energy to wake up at 5am to pack hubbys lunch, work full time from 8-4pm while doing 2 loads of laundry, cleaning the house and cooking dinner without a nap.

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I'm amazed I have still had the energy to wake up at 5am to pack hubbys lunch, work full time from 8-4pm while doing 2 loads of laundry, cleaning the house and cooking dinner without a nap.

#survivalhumor

#survivalhumor

YES lets go with that.. ;)

E Cards: I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. It's just that my standards are very high and most people just don't make the cut.

Story of my life...

So true.so true!

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